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Joke of the Day
"A horny male giant went to college.... He got a degree in giantities."
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"Once, just once, I'd like to be able to use the word skedaddling in an everyday conversation."
"What kind of blowjob does a screwdriver give? Flathead"
"A Polar Bear walks into a cafe He says, ""I'll have a burger and.... a coke."" The waitress says, ""Okay. But, why the long pause?"" The bear says, ""I don't know. I was born with them."""
"5yo after licking my face: ""Sorry. My mouth meant to kiss you but my brain told me to lick you."""
"Apoplexy... it's all the rage."
"Where do Peek-a-boo patients go? The ICU."
"my drafts folder is a lot like all of my exes. they totally made sense in my head at the time, but now I cringe when I look at them."
"What word is always spelled wrong? Wrong"
"I heard that processed meats are just as bad for you as cigarettes so I'm walking around smoking a hot dog looking cool as hell."