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Joke of the Day

"Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming? He thought it would help him with his hit detection."

"I will never have to admit to a mistake at work when I can blame the last person who quit"

"me: it smells like updog in here me: what's updog me: not much dog what's up with you lmao me: lol therapist: I see"

"What's the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is when you use a feather, kinky is when you use the whole chicken"

"I keep photos of my wife and children in my wallet. They sit in the pockets where my money used to be."

"What do you call a Mexican woman with a large labia minora? Cunstwaylow"

"And the award for the best neckwear goes to... Huh, would you look at that, it was a tie."

"Before arbys gets sucked into the sun with the rest of the earth and everything you've ever known or loved, please come eat some of our crap"

"Damn apple just donated a bunch of ipads to kids in africa The only app on it was ''Where's my water''"

"Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania? An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of."