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Joke of the Day

"Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming? He thought it would help him with his hit detection."

"I just made up a joke. Knock knock... Who's there? A mister. A mister who? A mister rains down in Africa. ... works better if you say it out loud."

"Parents, talk to your kids about grammar. Forget drugs and sex, they'll learn that shit on the streets."

"""Black Lives Don't Matter,"" Said the nihilist."

"If you're gonna buy me a drink...... At least push my stool in!"

"Once I went to a zoo with only one animal. It was a shih tzu."

"It's cute when they put expiration dates on snacks like I won't eat them as soon as I get to my car."

"If i get a rat tail... If i get a rat tail on my chinese food, should i complain or is it on the house?"

"""Well, there's no point in starting that now."" - Friday, 3pm"

"My Lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my Birthday. They gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said ""I wanna watch."""