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Joke of the Day

"Tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999. Get a ride home from my Mom after I make out with some 14-year-olds."

"How heavy is a dumpling? Wanton"

"I should do my own TV series........... Man vs Drink"

"What's the difference between a blimp and a blow job every day? One's a Goodyear, the other's a fucking awesome year!"

"""Here, let me fuck it up for you."" - Every kid ever"

"Google+ is like the gym of social networking. We all join it, but nobody uses it."

"Just like winning the lottery... Two Thai girls asked me if I wanted to sleep with them. They said it would be like winning the lottery. To my horror they were right.....we had 6 matching balls."

"Jokes Friend1:- Why Do You Break-Up With Her . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Friend2:- Mujhe Kutta Kutta Kahti Thi Or Apne Kutte Ko BABU.. grin.png"

"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child? Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!"

"""Aloha, a bar,"" said a struggling alcoholic ex-Muslim in Hawaii."