150569
Joke of the Day
"Redheaded guys know they can just dye their hair, right? They don't have to live like that."
Next Joke
"Religions are like farts... Everyone likes their own but thinks all the others stink."
"The problem with millennials is they were taught to look up to Pokemon not *struggles to think of a thing old people respect* Mussolini"
"What do you call someone with no body and just a nose? No body knows!"
"[at pet store] Im looking for something cheap and will get people to stop coming over."
"Did you hear about the snarky prisoner who smarted off to the guard on the elevator? He was a condescending con, descending."
"Get your shit together, people at McDonald's drive thru who sit there all confused like the menu hasn't been the same for the last 50 years"
"I memorize Presidential Candidate speeches And Hillary's is hardest to get down PAC"
"Knock knock.... Who's there?.... Whale.... Whale who? Whale that's enough of that joke"
"Have you see the film about the guy who can't stop crywanking? It was a tearjerker."