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Joke of the Day

"The problem with millennials is they were taught to look up to Pokemon not *struggles to think of a thing old people respect* Mussolini"

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"Can february march? No, but april may. ~~ sorry, I just love bad jokes~~"
"[OC] [NSFW] I've practised for years... I've practised for years and years, and I can now finally ejaculate across the room. It's amazing how far I can come."
"It's like my teeth got in trouble in school & aren't allowed to sit together."
"[show about dog training] Narrator: a yellow ribbon on her leash indicates she is not to be socialized with Me: where can i get one of those"
"Why wasn't Cinderella good at sports? Because her coach was a pumpkin"
"Someone just told me to dim the lights and called it a beauty tip."
"What's the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg."
"What do you call it when trash pandas pleasure each other orally? Coonilingus"
"Why does a dog lick it's balls? Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out."