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Joke of the Day

"I memorize Presidential Candidate speeches And Hillary's is hardest to get down PAC"

"Guys who say they like girls who don't wear makeup really mean they like girls that look really hot without the help of makeup."

"I went to the Reddit tennis tournament. All the servers were busy."

"A Mexican magician says: ""on the count of three, I will disappear..."" and he went: ""onu, dos..."" and POOF! he disappeared without a trace"

"What did it say on the former chairman of the Hypochondriac Association's tombstone? Told you!"

"As soon as he clicked on the title he realized that someone was narrating him while he was browsing reddit. He chuckled and left an upvote, ready to read some more jokes."

"My girlfriend told me that I never think for myself. How should I respond? Source: http://qr.ae/xUchD"

"Q: You're sailing on a boat with a pack of cigarettes, but do not have a fire source, what do? A: Throw one overboard to make the boat a cigarette lighter."

"We go to college to get a good job to buy an expensive tv to watch truck drivers on the discovery channel."

"""Did you check your pockets?"" - kangaroo who's lost a child"