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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone with no body and just a nose? No body knows!"
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"[interview] ""How would you describe your people skills?"" ME: I tend to drive others away. ""That's great! Welcome to Uber."""
"What do you call it when 2 homosexuals stare into eachother's eyes? A gaze."
"*judge bangs gavel on desk* *judge cooks gavel breakfast in the morning* *judge tell gavel he loves her* *judge marries gavel*"
"What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say? Aloha Akbar."
"It matters not whether you win or lose: what matters is whether I win or lose."
"What do giraffes and humans share the same number of? Testicles."
"Wait a second ... Water parks have restrooms ... For what?!"
"The future, past and present walk into a bar... Things get tense."
"Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he was stuck to the chicken..."