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"What do you call a centipede with no legs An amputede"
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"If babies named Todd don't call themselves ""The Toddler"" then what's the point of having a douchebag baby name like Todd?"
"""This is wrong on sooo many levels"" I say to my victims as I rob them at gun point on elevators."
"First monster: I have a hunch. Second monster: I thought you were a funny shape."
"Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: Because someone threw a piano at her."
"What's the cheapest type of meat? Deer balls, because they're under a buck."
"At first I didnt really like my new hairstyle... ...but then I realised that it kinda grew on me."
"Why aren't cowboy jokes funny? Ya herd one, ya herd em all."
"My life selling houses by Con Allday"
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