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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a gullible Indian? A Naive American. Literally just came up with this."

"My dyslexic girlfriend tries really hard but always ends up 96ing me."

"*Deletes 34 unheard voicemail messages from phone. *Adds ""extremely organized"" to resume."

"What's the difference between a normal woman and a witch? The spelling Teehee"

"The PC term for Christmas C:\hristmas"

"Hey dude, want some sodium hypobromite? NaBrO, I'm good."

"Instead of a post-workout protein shake I have mashed potatoes and gravy and instead of working out I have mashed potatoes and gravy."

"A dyslexic poet that has a fetish for rim licks."

"My tampon just leaked during my bath and now it looks like I made a tub full of passion fruit tea."

"Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born? Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones."