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Joke of the Day
"Why did Adele cross the road To say hello from the other side"
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"I found a lone sock left in the laundry room and I thought to myself, ""poor sole""."
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"I'm sorry I picked up dog poop using your selfie stick."
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"I get turned on by my Maths teacher... ... because she is the reciprocal of cosC"
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"I would love to give Rachel Riley a cream 3.14159265359"
"fire the chauffeur! Wife: ""I'm gonna fire our chauffeur!!! He's such a pathetic driver, this is the third time he almost got me killed...."" Husband: ""Dear, lets give him another chance."""