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Joke of the Day

"A guy is walking with a young boy into the woods... Boy ""hey mister its getting dark out and I'm scared"" Man ""how do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone"""

"Why don't blind people skydive? Because it scares their dogs too much!"

"I confuse ""playing dead"" with ""playing dumb"" so if I ever encounter a bear I'll probably be like ""Listen, I don't even know how I got here."""

"When walking behind someone at night, let them know you're not dangerous by yelling ""DO NOT FEAR ME"" very loudly"

"What is your favorite biology joke?"

"I finally realized I could no longer keep my broken money making machine. It just didn't make cents."

"How do you tell if you have a high sperm count. She chews before she swallows."

"Girls who say bestie are the worstie."

"What did Bill Clinton say to Monica Lewinsky after getting caught? ""I told you to lick my erection, not wreck my election""."

"What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ? Fancy a bite ?"