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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos? An Aristotalitarian Regime."

"Math never tried to solve any of my problems."

"Never moon a werewolf"

"I just got condoms installed on my floor today it protects the hardwood."

"Everybody is a kid of some decade, but ""90's kids"" are the only ones who are annoying about it."

"When God Handed out Chins... You Thought He Said Gins, And Asked For A Double."

"How many Vietnam vets does it take the screw in a light bulb? THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW; BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!"

"After a whole year my school Extestentialist Club declared me... ...most likely to be"

"My mom said she's going to dig a hole in the garden and fill it full of water.... ....she means well"

"I'm the man putting sexy... .... back into dyslexic."