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Joke of the Day
"I'm the man putting sexy... .... back into dyslexic."
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"Court decision: ""I hereby find you guilty of clickbait, and sentence you to death by electric chair...... ....what happens next will shock you."""
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"First witch: My hasn't your little girl grown ? Second witch: Yes she's certainly gruesome."
"A Comprehensive Guide on How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ??? 4. Prophet."
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"A baseball walks into Wimbledon. The announcer yells ""Hey, we don't serve your kind"""
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"What was the bear's favourite pick-up line? Hey baby, what's ursine?"