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Joke of the Day
"Blind Man A blind man walks into a bar...and a table...and a chair."
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"On earth: A magician puts his hand in his hat. In the rabbit realm: The Hand emerges. It is time. The rabit council must choose another sacrifice."
"I had to change the battery in my clock. It was about time."
"Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were."
"What if toilet plumbing was really like those tubes at the bank and all the tubes just went to this one guy's house and he's really pissed"
"I accused the construction man for damaging my sidewalk. ""You are going to need concrete evidence if you want to prove me guilty"""
"Why was the Trebuchet so rude? It was an offensive siege weapon!"
"How does a skeleton call her friends? On a telebone."
"Hire The Pretty Blonde"
"*PLOT TWIST* Breaking Bad last ep. Walt takes off the mask to reveal he was Dwayne Johnson The world finally knows what the Rock was cookin"