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"What do you call a Canadian group of racists? The Ku Kanux Klan."
"I thought this waitress was in love with me but then right in front of my eyes she started to bring other people food."
"Did you know 50% of Asians in America have cataracts? The other half drive Lincolns"
"Why did the chicken not cross the road? to not get to the other side."
"Atheism... ... is a non-prophet organization."
"My girlfriend is like ketchup. I always bang her on the table."
"Some girls on Facebook are cute until their 30-day photoshop trial expires."
"Just bought Rosetta Stone for Starbucks."
"This is a better joke than feminism. Just kidding, there's no better joke than feminism."