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Joke of the Day
"This is a better joke than feminism. Just kidding, there's no better joke than feminism."
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"Why are women terrible drivers? Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen."
"Why did the otter cross the road? To say ""hello from the otter side"""
"My friend Sid was a victim of ID theft. Now he is known as S."
"'Five dollars for one question!' said the girl to the fortune-teller. 'That's very expensiveisn't it ?' 'Next!'"
"What did the regular hotel room say to the fancy hotel room Oh suite! This was made up by my 11 year old son, I thought it was fist bump worthy."
"Don't judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. Unless he wears Crocs. Then, feel free to judge all you want...."
"TIL Chicago is the #1 supporter of Latin women. They always yell: Go Chica! Go!"
"Did you hear about that rich kid who got a car for his birthday? He drove it into a tree to see how his Mercedes bends."
"If you have bladder problems. Urine trouble."