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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Canadian group of racists? The Ku Kanux Klan."

"Why does it suck to be an egg? You have to share a room with 11 guys. And it takes you 4 minute to get hard and 2 minute to get soft. The worst part? The only woman that sits on your face is your mom."

"My son challenged my wife & I to a game of hide-and-seek. We took off for the weekend and left him some food. In your face, loser!"

"I never thought I'd buy into Feng Shui. But oh how the tables have turned."

"if you ask a veteran if they've killed anyone and they say they don't like to talk about it, that means no"

"What does Jeb Bush say to his wife after sex? Please cum."

"Dr. Frankenstein: The original body-builder!"

"Her: Did you hear that eating curry can get rid of bad memories? Me: So I should take you out for Indian AFTER we have sex?"

"Behind every successful man is a woman. This game of hide and seek has been going on for too long..."

"I can't believe it. I saw on the news where a midget got pick pocketed in broad daylight...how could anyone stoop so low?"