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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken not cross the road? to not get to the other side."

"Your mom's had so many trains run on her... ...they call her The Island of Sodor."

"I walked in a Library... I walked in a library and asked the librarian for a book about small penises. The librarian said, ""I'm not sure if it's in yet"". I replied ""Yeah, that's the one"""

"How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building? Someone dropped a dime on him."

"One day on Mercury lasts about 1,408 hours. About the same as a common Monday on Earth."

"What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date? He wax off"

"I don't get why my dad talks on a phone. He's so loud all he has to do is open the window and they can hear him."

"You want hear Latvian joke? Okay, I am tell... Why Latvian take so good pictures? No potato."

"Parents: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? Parents: Mom and dad. Me: Mom and dad who? Parents: Exactly, you're adopted son. ;'("

"My black friend called me a disgrace in front of his girlfriend. But then I realized he was introducing me to his girlfriend, Grace."