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Joke of the Day
"Dogs really like me... I think it's because I'm an asshole"
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"Give it to me straight ""I'd really like to have sex with you-"" Now give it to me gay ""-r boyfriend."""
"I found a website with guaranteed real virgins [NSFW] [www.9gag.com](http://9gag.com)"
"Tips for Guys on Valentine's Day: Tell your girl you already got something and make her guess. She'll automatically list things she want."
"If you buy organic and don't tell someone about it, is it still organic?"
"Where did all the cuts and blood come from? The school went on a trip!"
"A broom and a mop have sex. What happens next? The broom gets sweepy."
"Next on *Will it Blend?* Marijuana! ***Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*** *opens lid* ""Ahh, you can *definitely* breathe this."""
"If you want big tips... ...circumcise an elephant."
"What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in? A high rise"