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Joke of the Day

"What's long and hard on a black guy His prison sentence I hope this hasn't been said before, I half came up with this all by my lonesome"

"I hope you guys like one-line antijokes"

"What's a spiders favorite way to learn? A webinar."

"What's the difference between a stoner and a Jew? A stoner gets baked more than once"

"Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ? He wanted sweet and sour pork !"

"A battery murdered another battery He was charged with murder and put in a duracell."

"There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men: ""don't"" and ""stop""."

"Why can't Americans play chess ? Because they are missing two towers."

"What does a black policeman says when he looks in the mirror GET DOWN ON THE GROUND"

"Gonna get a tattoo of two big trucks crashing into each other and then maybe there's like a scorpion on the side of the road doing push-ups."