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Joke of the Day

"muffin man I was talking to the muffin man he looked kinda sad so I said something wrong? He said, no muffin's wrong"

"Boss: Read me one of your funny tweets Me: Not right now I'm working Boss: Bahahahaha tell me another one"

"You gotta wet it first, doesn't work dry. The wetter the better. -whistling you perverts"

"Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me? Doctor: Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another."

"What's the difference between 10 dead hookers and a Porsche? I *don't* have a Porsche in my garage."

"Hilarious Email Signature Sent from DOM control panel by (name) If you wish to say ""no"" to future emails, please click here However, please bear in mind that ""no"" does not always mean ""no"""

"How does a ghost eat a hotdog? By goblin it. Sorry"

"The Madame opened up a new sporting-house with an eye to cutting costs. She had all the rooms on one story to cut out the fuckin' overhead."

"An awkward morning beats a boring night."

"A kid got in trouble for masturbating in the coat room All he did was jacket"