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Joke of the Day

"What do Nate Diaz and Jaime Lannister have in common? They're both Kingslayers and fuck their sisters."

"What fuels electronics but drains a relationship? Battery"

"This joke is best told with a german accent Why did my grandfather cross the road? -to occupy France"

"My girlfriend says that having a small penis isn't an issue in our relationship.. I still wish she didn't have one though."

"Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His summer was ok."

"High schools shouldn't have school zones. If you can't cross the street by the time you're in HS you deserve to get hit."

"What is ET short for? Because he has short legs"

"This looks like a job for Superman! -unemployed Superman reading the classifieds"

"Adulthood is like looking both sides before crossing the street and them getting hit by an airplane."

"The hardest part of eating a vegetable... Is the wheelchair."