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Joke of the Day
"Which woman has Jesus as a nephew? The Auntie Christ."
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"Cancer cures smoking."
"Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can't see my license plate."
"Wife: ""I look fat. Tell me something to make me feel better."" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""
"Its thanksgiving, and I am thankful for my dog, my boobies, and my life. Happy thanksgiving to you and your boobies."
"[the beeping to remind me to put on my seatbelt finally gives up] *looks at driving test instructor* ""finally"""
"Today I saw a bird shit on somebody for no apparent reason at all. Then I thought of you."
"Did you hear about the baby that was born with three knees? He was born with a left knee, a right knee, and a little wee-knee"
"Where did the terrorist go after the explosion? Everywhere.."
"Which is the most silky planet? Satin!"