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Joke of the Day

"Did y'all hear the one about the tortilla song? Don't have source, but now that I think about it, it may have been a rap"

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"Robocop is my favorite actor. How come he was never nominated?"
"I was really upset today but then a friend said ""don't be upset"" so now I'm not upset anymore"
"You can lead a horse to water... but jet fuel can't melt steel beams."
"What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message."
"I was at the doctor... I was at the doctor getting my rectum checked and I asked him ""Where do I put my pants?"" He said, ""Over there by mine."""
"What do US Jews call Santa? Sennah."
"How many tries did it take to find out if Lance Armstrong was ticklish? One testtickle"
"Donald trumps next book should be called ... The gift of the grab."
"What do you call having anal sex with a dick piercing? NSFW Prince Albert in a can"