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Joke of the Day
"I think women are fantastic Every man should own several!"
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"Donald trump wants to run for president, Why not? Wouldn't be the first time he's pushed a black family out of their home. (Snoop Dogg - /u/Here_Comes_The_King )"
"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? mmmmmmy ass!!!!!! neeeheeeeeheeeeheee -Evil Betty"
"Imagination: because if I fcuked you as much as I thought about it, we'd both be unemployed."
"What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight? Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out..."
"knock knock......... who's there?? an old joke p.s. Today is National Tell an Old Joke Day"
"Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriends should band together to create a compilation album entitled ""Maybe it's not us, it's you..."""
"What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday? I'll column later."
"Why did the the acrophobe pothead start screaming? She's afraid of heights."
"Someone asked me if I could tell them what you would call people from the French island of Corsica. I said, Cors'I'can."