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Joke of the Day
"Why did the the acrophobe pothead start screaming? She's afraid of heights."
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"My thoughts on the recent events by the Reddit Staff [removed]"
"How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb ? 1 or 2 ? 1... or 2..."
"Did you hear about the man who proposed to his long-distance girlfriend? It was a ranged marriage."
"I meant to call out a plumber to fix my blocked toilet, but forgot. I'm in deep shit now."
"Don't have your phone number posted on FB if you don't want me calling you at 3am drunk asking for the recipe of that cobbler you posted."
"What do you call a threesome? Q: What do you call a threesome with a man and two women? A: *Fucking awesome.* Q: What do you call a threesome with a woman and two men? A: *Gay sex with a witness.*"
"Survival Tip: When flipping off your wife behind her back... Make sure she's not standing in front of a mirror."
"Are you okay? You seem stupid."
"Affirmation or irony? Yes."