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Joke of the Day

"I realized I needed an altitude adjustment... ...so I booked the next flight out of town."

"How did Cosby fuck up his phone? He put it on sleep mode"

"How do you make rude noises on the Internet? With a whoop e-cushion."

"Im sorry I yelled ""GARY LIKED STAR WARS EPISODE ONE"" when the pastor asked if anyone knew of a reason why you and Gary shouldn't be married"

"I wasn't so sure about having a mustache... ...but it's growing on me."

"what did one orphan say to the other Robin, get in the batmobile"

"A boy to his mother: Do you know how much suffering the poor beast had to endure for you to get this fur coat? My boy, you mustn't talk so disrespectfully about your father."

"Did you hear about the wooden horse? No tale."

"If they had a 4chan game... It'd always be in beta."

"Ever since I was young I felt like a boy trapped in a woman's body Then I was born."