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Joke of the Day

"Someone asked me if I could tell them what you would call people from the French island of Corsica. I said, Cors'I'can."

"What is the difference between a dog thermometer and a human thermometer? the taste"

"Did your date order honey for dinner? Did your date eat the waiter when he brought the honey? Is your date a bear? You are dating a bear."

"Anyone else able to tie rope using telekinesis? Thought knot."

"Did you know that Iceland has the death penalty! It's called Ramadan"

"Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mine?"

"What do planets like read? Comet books! Edit: What do planets like to read?**"

"Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG? Batman"

"What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? Orange Is The New Black!"

"Hi everyone, are you all alright? No, you are all al-left."