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Joke of the Day
"Why are cows so horny? Cause they're always in the moo'd!"
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"Hey TV producers! Create a show for white people called ""Brunch Wars"". You're welcome."
"WHAT DO WE WANT!!! A cure for hangovers WHEN DO WE WANT IT!!! Please stop yelling"
"What is WILL.I.AM going to be called after he dies? WILL.I.WAS"
"what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm Rape!"
"When it comes to discipline, I think I lack concentration camp."
"What do you tell a black jew? Go sit at the back of the oven"
"A Roman Walks Into a Bar... and holds up his middle and pointer fingers. ""Five beers please,"" he says."
"Beef jerky is just a cow raisin"
"Do you know why police dogs are called K9? Well, because if they used ""K10"", they'd be cats."