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Joke of the Day

"The weather in New England meant they had to delay the victory parade for the Patriots. They must feel really deflated."

"I've always stood up for black people... It's not worth getting stabbed over a seat"

"What do you call 5 black guys having sex with each other? A threesome"

"A sheep, Don Trump and a snake all fall off a ledge Baa Dumb Tiss!"

"I'd really like to applaud my doctor. The symptoms of my gonorrhea are finally starting to go away. ::slow clap::"

"What did the millionaire's friend say when a person made fun of his watch just rolex man"

"Do girls like globes without equators? I'm worried because mine is uncircumscribed."

"What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog? A mist conception."

"You know what they say. Once you go Mac.... you find out your dads dead. RIP Steve Jobs :("

"Dating is hard because guys are like ""You're hot, can we do butt stuff yet?"" and girls are like ""It's been 3 days, where's my ring?"""