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Joke of the Day

"Patient: Tell me honestly how am I? Dentist: Your teeth are fine but your gums will have to come out."

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"I can't believe how popular these gluten-free items are getting!!! They're selling like hot cakes!"
"Remember, tomorrow is Good Friday So let's all act like Jesus and get completely hammered."
"I'm writing a book about reverse psychology.. Please don't buy it."
"How many months have 28 days in a leap year? 12 months not just february!"
"I like my eggs like I like my women Beaten"
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"If the BeeGees are 'staying alive' so much then how come they're all dead."
"Which country has the most crying people per km? The Soviet Onion"
"I'm convinced that Santa is so jolly because he knows where all the naughty girls live."