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Joke of the Day

"As a politician... You need to shake hands & kiss babies... ...and take good care not to confuse the two."

"Derek Acorah got sacked from Most Haunted for advertising bio-yoghurt in breech of his contract. That's what you get for dabbling in the Yakult."

"I like my coffee how I like my slaves Free"

"The inventor of the air conditioner has died Thousands of fans are attending his funeral"

"Experts say caffeine is bad for you, fat is bad you, sugar is bad for you... But don't worry, worrying is also bad for you too."

"How much did the Holocaust? Not enough Jews."

"A BJ a days keep the sluts away from my man..."

"The penis mightier than the sword. haha penis."

"According to the latest statistics, most accidents with toasters and bathtubs happen at home."

"TIFU by accidentally cheating on my wife at a BDSM costume party Oops wrong sub"