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Joke of the Day

"I Always Give 100% [FIXED] 20% on Monday, 20% on Tuesday, 20% on Wednesday..."

"Time Machine I bought a second hand time machine next Tuesday. They don't make them like they're going to anymore."

"How do you keep a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe."

"Did you know Diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans. ba dum tss."

"Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere? He drove a Ford."

"What do Brussels sprouts and pubic have in common? You push them to the side and keep eating"

"Andy Murray's been detained by anti-corruption officials at the Davis Cup... Apparently he's been operating a racket for years."

"Why did the feminist fail in programming? She hated objectification."

"You never realize what have till its gone........ Toilet paper is a good example of this."

"Awww... -So you love me too?! ...kward"