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Joke of the Day
"The worst part of being a pedophile? Fitting in."
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"The Wizard of Oz is my favorite children's book that teaches us that it's ok to steal shoes from someone as long as they're dead."
"How many children did Josh Duggar molest? 19 kids and counting. Too soon? :/"
"Let's both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip."
"This guy goes to the Olympics and sees a guy carrying a long pole. He asks - Are you a pole vaulter? Guy replies - No I'm German, and my name is Hans."
"Why cant obama ever be on a dollar bill? they would have to use to much ink."
"What's Iron Man's favorite carnival ride? The ferrous wheel."
"I guess you can say Eagles of Death Metal's fanbase is really blowing up.."
"I hear the Black Knight isn't as bad as he seems... He's medieval"
"""It's pronounced poor-shah, not por-shh."" ""Ok, got it doo-shah."""