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Joke of the Day

"No officer the joke's on you. That breathalyzer will never tell you how much acid I dropped tonight."

"What's small, gray, and came in little cans? Michael Jackson."

"What's your favorite ""grosser than gross"" joke? Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid."

"Mexican Magician There was a Mexican Magician standing on the stage. He said, ""On the count of three, I will make myself disappear!"" ""Uno!"" ""Dos!"" POOF! He disappeared without a tres!"

"What do you call a crappy business man? an Entre""manure"""

"Hey, NSA,,,, if you're going to read my posts, would it kill you to like them?"

"If you want me to save a horse and ride a cowboy, you better spare a tree and eat a beaver."

"At home I have an Old Sleeping Bag Hope she doesn't wake up."

"The software development process i can't fix this *crisis of confidence* *questions career* *questions life* oh it was a typo, cool"

"What is the worst thing you can hear while blowing Willie Nelson? I'm not Willie Nelson."