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Joke of the Day
"What's small, gray, and came in little cans? Michael Jackson."
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"I've turned the wifi off. The 15yo's world has ended. I feel like one of the 4 Horseman of the Apocalypse. Conquest, War, Famine & Dad."
"Classic one How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her."
"Did you hear the one about the man who got swallowed by a whale? Turns out he survived by running all the way to the end until he was all pooped out!"
"Is it true that you can get an STD from public toilets? Only if you sit down before the last guy has gotten up."
"Wrap toilet paper around you like a wedding dress and slowly get naked as you tear pieces off to blow your nose all day."
"If you're ever on death row, request Denny's for your last meal so you can live an extra year waiting on your order."
"Do you know why the European stock markets are sliding down? Greece."
"An English teacher tells a knock knock joke Teacher: Knock Knock Student: Who's there? Teacher: To Student: To who? Teacher: To *whom*"
"What is the saddest Olympic sport to watch? Water Polio"