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Joke of the Day
"Hey, NSA,,,, if you're going to read my posts, would it kill you to like them?"
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"People say I'm a plagiarist Their word, not mine"
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"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Heart failure"
"I didn't know what to wear to my Premature Ejaculation Society meeting... So I just came in my pants."
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