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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a crappy business man? an Entre""manure"""
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"I got my IQ test results back They were negative."
"Anyway, the moral of the Chilean story is we now put a limit on the hider in the game of hide n' seek"
"My Dad bought some candles from the store They seem pretty lit"
"A Terrorist posts a Joke on Reddit... ...joke Blows Up faster than expected."
"The worst thing about being a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac ...is that you stay up all night contemplating the existence of dog."
"[gets kidnapped] Hold up, I forgot my phone charger."
"Being illiterate and having a girlfriend would be easy. They'd be like ""did you get my text?"" and you could just be like ""I can't read."""
"Helen keller sets down a cheese grader and says... That was the most violent book i've ever read"
"[first day as Tour Guide in History Museum] ""And if you look over here you'll see a lot more really old shit."""