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Joke of the Day
"At home I have an Old Sleeping Bag Hope she doesn't wake up."
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"My 6 yo just chugged a bottle of water in 30 seconds. Now I'm fearful of her college days."
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"What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things? A **Poultry**geist. Thanks! I will show myself out."
"I walked into the pharmacist's office and asked for condoms for my 12 year old son. The pharmacist asked ""is your son sexually active?"" I replied with ""no he just lays there and cries."""
"HUGE shout out to Will Smith! With out him we never would have survived the alien attack in '96. Happy Independence Day!"
"UDP Jokes The good thing about UDP jokes, is that I don't care if you get them."
"How do you count cows? You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want."
"Once you throw a paper airplane it's no longer..... Stationary. Credit: u/Breeze_In_ The _ Trees"
"A husband says to his wife: ""I hate to tell you this but your swimming costume is very tight and revealing."" ""Wear your own one then!"""