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Joke of the Day

"*Runs into bank with gun* Alright! Everyone put your hands up! *Tickles everyone*"

"Why isn't ""cheating"" a relationship status on Facebook?"

"Rules are like a penis You can bend it as much as you want, but if you break it, you're fucked."

"Help! I can't post anything on Reddit! Pls help!"

"How did the pollock die raking leaves? He fell out of the tree."

"What do you call a dog with no limbs? Doesn't really matter it won't come anyway"

"What's a female lizard's favorite song? ""Girls just iguana have fun""."

"''Your call is important to us......please enjoy this 40 minute long flute solo''"

"What kind of tea does water make? Humiditea."

"Why is gambling not allowed in Africa? Because there are too many cheetahs."