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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog with no limbs? Doesn't really matter it won't come anyway"
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"A humorous joke to say on January 1st, ""I haven't had sex since LAST year!"" When really it's only been 21 years, 3 months and 18 days."
"Oh you can bench 50 kilograms? I literally don't know if that's 100 pounds or a billion."
"Everyone keeps talking about tragedies but then does nothing about it. Just like this post."
"You kick one baby and everyone's like ""That's not a football"" and ""He's not breathing, call 911."" Draaaaaama."
"What do you call a plane on a secret mission? In disguise."
"Name three things that come in a little yellow box Kodak film, Dots candy and Woody Allen."
"I walked out of a club with a girl last night. She slipped her hand inside my jeans, squeezed my c*ck and said, ""Yours or mine?"" I said, ""That's mine."""
"there's literally no way to know for sure how many chameleons are chillin in your house right now"
"How did SkyMall go bankrupt? I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me."