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Joke of the Day
"Rules are like a penis You can bend it as much as you want, but if you break it, you're fucked."
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"Clever Life is a Joke. :P"
"What does Melania call it when Donald takes Viagra? A rigged erection."
"if you turn the patterns on their shirts 90 degrees... the trusted REFEREE becomes the despicable PRISONER.... truly life is a fragile Bitch"
"Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party? He was looking for a tight seal."
"Girlfriend and I are visiting San Fran to finally see the Golden Gate in person. ""What are we going to do when we see it?"" she asks. ""We'll cross that bridge when we get there."""
"Why could nobody win a dance off at the annual African American ball? Because it was a black tie event"
"""Hey, what's that Febreeze that smells like Fireball?"" Yeah, non-alchoholics call that cinnamon."
"8 yr old: mommy, why are you laying on the floor? Me: I just did 438 sit ups. 8: sounds legit. I've taught her well."
"Women are super awesome at remembering insults but we have the memory of a goldfish with compliments and need them repeated continually."