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Joke of the Day

"What did the DNA say to the RNA? Uracil-y structure!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bossy ! Bossy who ? Bossy just fired me !"

"What did one giant squid say to the other giant squid? What's Kraken!"

"What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast? [OC] I think I'll go on a diet!"

"What kind of appointment is always at the wrong time. Dis appointment"

"What must a vampire earn to learn to fly? His red wings."

"My master plan is to forget sunglasses at every location in the world so wherever I am I'll always have sunglasses."

"Did you hear about the eagle who could catch a squirrel with only one claw? He was very *talon*ted"

"My friend is addicted to interventions and I don't know how to help him."

"DATING TIP: Surprise your date! Show up a day early."