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Joke of the Day
"What did the DNA say to the RNA? Uracil-y structure!"
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"What did one lesbian vampire say the other? See ya next month ;)"
"A polish joke my grandpa told me: ""What happened to the Polish dog?"" He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap"
"Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right."
"That's a nice sham you've got there... It'd be a shame if somebody added an e"
"Have you seen the movie about constipation? It hasn't come out yet!"
"Hey! I got a new job working in quality control at a knickers factory! I'll be pulling down about 800 a week."
"I was sitting on the edge of the bed, pulling my boxers off when... ...my wife said, ""You spoil those dogs."""
"I wonder if people with speech impediments get receding hair lips as they get older?"
"Jewish Pun What did Hitler say when the Jews got away? Aushwitz, they got away!"