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Joke of the Day
"I wonder if people with speech impediments get receding hair lips as they get older?"
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"Me: k well my phones gonna die so I'll ttyl Mom: But ur office is a landline? Me: oh...so it is....K well the building is on fire, sooo ttyl"
"The barber asked me ""do u have any kids"" & I said ""I do not, no"" and he got very quiet, realize now he probs thought I said ""I do not know"""
"mankind tried to Make Fire by banging 2 Rocks together.. All It got was Stone Cold"
"How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car? One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was."
"When a traffic light is out of service you should just treat the intersection as a post-apocalyptic demolition derby."
"[on deathbed] ""Tell my Wif... *cough*"" Yes? Tell her what? ""Tell my Wifi provider their broadband speeds were moderate at best"" [dies]"
"Father catches his son masturbating. Father says, ""Son, you'll go blind if you keep that up. Son says, ""I'm over here dad."""
"Post your original made up joke. No old jokes you've already posted. Here's mine: How did the Asian porn-star become president? By Generar Erection!"
"Did you hear about the jurisprudence fetishist that walked into a courtroom? He got off on a technicality."