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Joke of the Day
"""WHAT?!"" - a dinosaur that just found out what cars run on"
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"Vegetarian: *lists 100 reasons why I shouldn't eat meat* Me: Counterpoint: bacon."
"Travel Agent: Hello sir! Interested in a vacation? Me: *puts cat on the phone* [20 mins later] Travel Agent: I've got you booked for Maui"
"When we draw birds we basically just draw flying mustaches."
"A man asked Hitler "" Would you kill a jew for 8 pieces of gold? "" Hitler said : Nein."
"Why did the USSR have such a bad air force? They kept Stalin."
"""Did you ever try my hot salty water?"" - Inventor of soup"
"Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere! source: https://twitter.com/AntiJokes_Kapil"
"I'm tired of seeing ""Hey OP, I banged your mom"" comments every time I post a submission.... I never should have given dad my username."
"I forgot what I'm allergic to, I'm trying to remember... ..its on the tip of my tongue edit: I made this up haha just thought you'd like it."