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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump's dream is within his grasp He's about to get fucked by every woman in America"
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"What do you get when your iPhone auto-corrects ""lardass""? Kardashian"
"People are always impressed to hear that I graduated from Harvard at 16, but you can do anything you set your mind to if you just lie."
"Good friends are hard to find. Especially if they stabbed me in the back. In fact you won't find them officer. Stop looking"
"What's the best time to go to a dentist? Two thirty"
"A Recent Study Found That... ...Christian women tend to become atheists after marriage. I don't find that surprising. After marriage, a woman does lose faith in a man's ability to come a second time."
"-What should we name this creature w/ big feet? ""Bigfoot"" -And this w/ saber teeth? ""Sabertooth"" -And this beaverduck? ""Platypus"" -wtf dude"
"Hating people takes too much energy. I just pretend they're dead."
"Why does green think yellow is such a slut? Because yellow blue red."
"Are iPads supposed to be red with two white knobs on the bottom?"