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Joke of the Day
"Why does green think yellow is such a slut? Because yellow blue red."
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"It's unwise to cut down a forest on your own. It usually takes tree fellers or more."
"""Mom, i'm in the hospital."" ""Jeremy, you have been a doctor for 8 years now please stop starting every phone conversation with that."""
"I dont care what god damned color forest it came from just give me the god damn ham"
"Somewhere in another dimension there is a Lingerie store called Victoria Secretes where all the panties already come with discharge on them"
"How do Mexican dogs say ""hello"" when in Japan? Konnichihuahua"
"I'm glad he's single because I'm going to climb that like a tree."
"Me: oh hi! Did you come over because I'm sad? How do you always know when I need you? Cat: get me my damn jingle mouse. Me: I love you too"
"What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died? Well, that's the edamame."
"I literally never cry, so my body makes up for it by leaking out of different places. My doctor says it's called ""peeing"" what a dumb idiot."