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Joke of the Day

"Hating people takes too much energy. I just pretend they're dead."

"How do Italian Jews like their bread? With-a matzah holes in it."

"What do Jewish kids say to their Christian friends at Christmas? Sorry we killed your saviour, can we play with his new toys."

"What do you call Albert Einstein giving a handjob? A stroke of genius."

"Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To reach the bottom. As told by my 5 y/o cousin."

"What does the horse call the pigs on his farm? Neigh-boars."

"Man in a pasture face down A man lays face down in the pasture with a backpack on his back and flies buzzing around him. Question: Whats in his backpack? Answer: Parachute"

"Why did the climate scientist cross the road? To analyze the chicken s carbon footprint."

"Why are my pubes curly? Because if they were straight, they'd be poking you in the eyes."

"Sluts should be called ""Humpty Dumpty"" because first they get humped then they get dumped."