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Joke of the Day
"It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."
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"My marriage counselor asked me to think of something me and my wife have in common.... I said, ""Well, we both refuse to suck dick."""
"Pro Tip: If you are under the age of 35, don't get married. If you are over 35, don't get married. If you are 35, don't get married."
"If you call a foreigner who wants to be Japanese a weeaboo and a foreigner who wants to be British a teeaboo what do you call a person who wants to be a Canadian? A Caribou"
"What Google Drive app is reserved for Jews? Google Gasroom"
"Because the unspeakable can also happen to men I bought myself a rape alarm. I'll be fucked if this thing doesn't work."
"What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits."
"Why did the suicidal man cross the road? Because he wanted to play chicken."
"What does Hitler's asshole and the 7 dwarves have in common? They both enjoy Mein Shaft"
"The only ""b"" word you should call a girl is beautiful. Bitches love to be called beautiful."