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Joke of the Day
"It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."
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"I've always stood up for black people... It's not worth getting stabbed over a seat"
"*Job interview* ""Im gonna need you to pee in this cup"" *hands boss full cup* ""Let's start the interview"" *boss just sips it the whole time*"
"I gave up on my growing list of optometry jokes They just kept getting cornea"
"""Welcome to another meeting of Horse Club. Let's try to actually get something done today. All in favor?"" Crowd: ""NEIGH!"" ""Jesus Christ."""
"I just did one of those ""what noun are you"" quizzes... and I got ""pedantic"", which is an adjective."
"Rihanna was asked; ""why do you think Chris Brown was denied a visa in Australia?"" She replied: ""Beats the hell outta me"" Edit: holy shit front page, thanks guys"
"Where does Ben Carson spend most of his time on Reddit? /r/explainlikeimfive"
"[date] Me: 'Don't let her know ur a boxing ring announcer...' Her: ""Shall we order dessert?"" Me: ""LET'S GET READY TO EAT APPLE CRUUUUMBLE!"""
"My hands got into an argument last night One was right and the other left"