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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole ""light bulb"" thing."

"Fifteen years ago we had Johnny Cash, Steve Jobs and Bob Hope. Now we have no cash, no jobs and no hope."

"Miss Piggy Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? Because when she gets to 69, there's a frog in her throat"

"There are 16 types of people in the world Those who understand Hexadecimal, and F the rest."

"i wonder what it's like to be the pizzagate gun guy and discover that your former comrades now believe that you're a crisis actor"

"It must have been pretty easy for The Beatles to say ""All You Need is Love"" since they were fucking millionaires."

"I thought about going outside and doing something today but my Wi-Fi really doesn't reach very far."

"I went to a karaoke bar last night that didn't play any 70's music... At first I was afraid, oh I was petrified."

"Have you seen the Australian version of Breaking bad? He get's cancer and Medicare covers his costs and the series ends."

"I once sent nude pictures to everyone in my contacts list. Not only was it embarrassing... It cost me a fortune in stamps."